What I Learned on the Forums This Week 30

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Happy Halloween dear reader! I don’t have anything exciting and Halloween themed for you to enjoy this week so you’ll just have to make do with me being all ranty and angry like I usually am. If it helps you can imagine me doing so while dressed in a silly costume. I for one think I would make a rather fetching FemShep.
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Nemesis: Major Haley. 6 Part 2 – Time Shift Ain’t No Thing

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This week on Nemesis, we’re laying a trap. We’ve always been able to set up traps for collosals, but against Haley2 she will trivialise and de-tooth your counterattack. And there isn’t much you can do about it. Butcher3 is an exception. He should get to move 6” in his maintenance phase independent of activations. Even crossing a wreck, you’ll get to where you want to go. Today we are talking about the math, and our assumptions about how the matchup will play out, and where we can expect the pieces to be in relation to each other.

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Nemesis: Major Haley. 6 Part 1 – 1st Army Problems

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Greetings and salutations!

As a brave and loyal Khadoran, you have heard horror stories of witches since the day you were born. Tales of crows and talons of steel, fables of women eating still beating hearts underneath the light of the three moons, fear and monstrosity in the unknown corners. Today, comrade, we will discuss the greatest of horrors for a stalwart man of the Empire. Today, we discuss the witch of time.
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What I Learned on the Forums This Week 29

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This weekend is Ireland’s largest gaming convention at which I have a non zero number of responsibilities. That means I was super busy this week but I still carved out time in my life to rant and rage at stupidity on the internet for your amusement. You better appreciate it…jerks! (insulting your fans is a key part of becoming famous right? right!?)
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Hacking the Cortex: Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad.

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As I mentioned in the last article, I’m currently looking outside the box a bit to try and find a third list for the Irish Masters. And where I am right now is obsessing about Crabjacks. (Alternate titles for this article that were discarded include “I’ve got crabs” and “Feeling crabby”).

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What I Learned on the Forums This Week 28

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I should really stop leaving this little intro sentences to be the last thing that I write. Every week I tell myself I’ll write it first this time and every time I get so annoyed with whatever I’m reading that I skip the intro and go straight to the rant. That probably says something about me and while I could talk to Dr. Avian about it I think I’d rather just complain about morons on the internet. Yeah…I’m going to do that second one.
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