How to Spice A Gorax – Introduction

There is nothing quite as satisfying as a well cooked meal, and nothing quite as splooshifying as a well cooked meal that makes your guests giggle wildly at the idea. If you are like me, and my local meta, you talk about Warmachine way too much. As I write this, we are sitting around a table, drink is flowing and warmachine banter abounds. It was at one of these little pow-wows that the idea for this column came to being. And Menoth be praised we are going to do this thing. So sit back, set yo’ taste buds to salivate and welcome ladies and gentlemen, to How to Spice a Gorax.